And the Babylon Bee is on it:
Republicans Gather In
Congress To Vote On
Who Will Fail The Voters This Time
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today,
Republicans in Congress are gathering to vote for their preferred politician
who will let the voters down over the next two years.
"This is an honorable
tradition, where we come together as team players to choose the one man who
will most effectively preserve our power while doing the opposite of everything
we promised our voters and spending trillions of dollars," said Rep. Dan
Crenshaw. "Anyone who opposes our pick is anti-American!"
At publishing time, Republicans had
considered just electing a Democrat Speaker of the House since there isn't much
difference anyway.
Source link for the “report” is here.
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