The Babylon Bee posted this the other day:
U.S. Retaliates For Chinese Spy Balloon
By Releasing Spy Inflatable Flailing Arm Tube Man
From the BB “report”:
Sources say the inflatable arm tube
man has infiltrated the highest levels of President Xi's cabinet, having
charmed countless government officials with its silly wiggling and waving. The
U.S. intelligence community hopes to glean valuable intel about China's plan to
take over the entire world which they will then do nothing about.
RELATED at SlayNews: Frank Bergman: “Bill Gates Calls for America to ‘Tone Down the Rhetoric’ over China Threat”
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