The Babylon Bee strikes again:
Trudeau
Orders All Geese Rounded Up
And Shot for Honking in Solidarity with Truckers
OTTAWA—Prime Minister Justin
Trudeau signed an executive order on Friday authorizing the Canadian
Mounted Police to have all geese rounded up and shot for honking in solidarity
with truckers. The "freedom convoy" of truckers has been a thorn
in the tyrannical Canadian government's side since January 29th,
but Trudeau and his cabinet are confident that annihilating avian support
will demoralize the truckers and send them packing.
Mounties began chasing geese on
Saturday, following them around with burlap sacks and wacky oversized nets.
Captured geese are being blindfolded, lined up, and shot—sometimes in
mid-honk.
"We now view the Canadian
Goose as an enemy of the state," said Trudeau in a statement over Zoom.
"If you see something, say something. We must end this fascist honking
once and for all."
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