Babylon Bee: Climate activists at it again

The Babylon Bee always cheers things up a bit: 

Sad: Climate Activists Vandalize A Jackson Pollock
But No One Notices

PARIS — According to experts in neoclassical art and surrealism, a piece by the legendary artist Jackson Pollock was vandalized by climate activists in Paris and no one even noticed.

"The painting in question, Number 31, was one of the most celebrated Pollock works," said an authority investigating the crime. "But now it just looks like a bunch of splattered paint any moron could create, which really isn't much different than how it looked before."

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