The Babylon Bee always cheers things up a bit:
Sad: Climate Activists Vandalize A Jackson
Pollock
But No One Notices
PARIS — According to experts in
neoclassical art and surrealism, a piece by the legendary artist Jackson
Pollock was vandalized by climate activists in Paris and no one even noticed.
"The painting in
question, Number 31, was one of the most celebrated Pollock works,"
said an authority investigating the crime. "But now it just looks like a
bunch of splattered paint any moron could create, which really isn't much
different than how it looked before."
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