From the newspaper of record (Babylon Bee):
Miley Cyrus To Perform Halftime Show At Jan. 6 Committee Hearings
WASHINGTON, D.C.—The nation is
abuzz with anticipation of the televised January 6 Committee hearing making its
prime time debut at 8 p.m. ET. To top off the excitement of the House select
committee's investigation, producers of the star-studded extravaganza have
announced that Miley Cyrus will be the featured performer during the hearing's
halftime show. . . .
The wrecking ball is so à propos. Visit the Babylon Bee here for the rest of the "news."
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