The headline at The Daily Mail:
Biden congratulates
Big Bird
for pushing COVID vaccine for kids
after Ted Cruz called it 'propaganda
for
your five-year-old'
And here’s the response from The Babylon Bee:
Oscar The Grouch Refuses The Vaccine,
Stocks Up On Ivermectin
The Bee’s report includes the following:
Oscar the Grouch, who often listens
to Joe Rogan without earbuds—inflicting the podcast on whoever is near his
trashcan—has instead stocked up on Ivermectin—the preferable way for a grouch
to treat COVID-19. “Yeah, you sheeple line the pockets of Pfizer while the
vaccine does who-knows-what to you,” said Oscar. “Me, I’ll be here with my
alternative treatments, being perfectly healthy and perfectly grouchy.”
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