You have nothing to lose but your chains! The Babylon Bee strikes again:
OTTAWA—Socialists around the world
are condemning the trucker freedom protest in Canada as the working class
unites to defend their human rights.
"When workers of the world
unite against overbearing government mandates, that's literal fascism,"
said a sobbing socialist Prime Minister Justin Trudeau from deep within his
top-secret bunker underneath Washington, D.C. "True, compassionate
socialism is when the government partners with private corporations to force
experimental drugs on the populace and threaten their very livelihoods if they
don't. Everyone knows that."
According to sources, socialists
were initially thrilled by the trucker convoy, as they had mistaken it for a
bread line. To their dismay, they soon found out that it was a toxic freedom
march organized by the working class against the Canadian bourgeois.
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Read the rest here. Good fun.
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