Ben Garrison cartoons at News Ammo
It’s almost tongue-in-cheek, but unfortunately, after the
Mar-a-Lago raid and the raid on Mark Houck and his family, it’s not. Pete McArdle posted “How to Prepare for a Pre-Dawn Visit From the FBI” at American
Thinker, and here’s part of it:
It’s clear the FBI has no interest
in students threatening to shoot up schools (Nikolas Cruz), team doctors who
assault underage gymnasts (Larry Nassar), or crackheads illegally possessing
guns (Hunter Biden).
No, if you’re a criminal, a
pervert, or a Democrat -- or some combination of the three -- the Feebs won’t
be busting your door down at three in the morning and dragging you out into the
street in your tighty whities.
The folks the Bureau’s been busting
lately with great fanfare, and occasionally a CNN news crew in tow, are a
different sort altogether: folks who vote Republican; Trump supporters; parents
concerned about the crap taught in public schools; and Catholic abortion
activists.
That’s who the rogue FBI wants to
embarrass, take down, and ruin. So I’ve compiled a list of things you can do to
limit the damage when the FBI eventually comes for you.
. . .
Door Signs
There’s two ways you can go with
door signs. If you’re resigned to getting busted, put up a sign saying: The
door’s open, please don’t bust it down! Perhaps you’ll be lucky and
the lead Feeb will simply use the doorknob.
Obfuscation is another way to go.
You could try: We love Joe Biden, he’s NOT a useless vegetable!
The Feebs, at least the ones
running the show, take their marching orders from ol’ Crusty Joe, and perhaps
they’ll forgo having you kneel down on your front lawn while they cuff you.
. . .
Vote this November
Despite all the preparations I’ve
suggested, when the rogue FBI comes a knocking at your door, you’re screwed.
With the help of Deep State judges and the fake-news media, the FBI will
happily ruin you, your family, your finances, and your reputation (see Flynn,
General Michael).
And all for having the wrong
political views.
The only truly effective way to
avoid getting an FBI jackboot placed firmly upon your neck is to vote every
Deep State Democrat and RINO out of office this November. That’s the start of
reining in the now thoroughly disgraced agency.
And the end of the FBI, as it
currently exists, will come when you vote Donald Trump into office in November,
2024. The Donald is famous for settling scores, and I for one can’t wait to see
this one settled.
I’d love to write more on this
topic but there’s suddenly a lot of flashing lights and loud sirens out
front...
The full column is here.
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