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Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Friday, May 5, 2023

Your Friday cartoon

Bob Gorrell’s cartoon seen on Townhall:

 click to embiggen or click at link above

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Thursday, March 23, 2023

Babylon Bee: 2 headlines today

 


Here's Babylon Bee's headline today:

Grand Jury Canceled As DA Unable To Find Any Jurors
Awesome Enough To Be Trump's Peers

NEW YORK, NY — The indictment of Trump by Alvin Bragg is in disarray this morning after the Manhattan DA was unable to find enough grand jurists awesome enough to be legally considered Trump's peers. . . .

And another headline, also at the Babylon Bee:

Trump To Be Indicted For Removing Mattress Tag In 1997

Check out the BB website here.

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Tuesday, March 7, 2023

AOC on CPAC Straw Poll

 


Babylon Bee’s headline:

AOC Proposes Nationwide Ban On Straws
 After Learning Trump Won Straw Poll

WASHINGTON, DC — Following former President Donald Trump's overwhelming victory in CPAC's straw poll for the 2024 Republican presidential nomination, New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has proposed legislation that would impose a nationwide ban on the use of straws.

"This poll shows straws are a threat to our democracy!" Ocasio-Cortez said in a statement to the media. "If straws are supporting Donald Trump and his dangerous ‘MAGA' movement, then they have no business being in public circulation, let alone voting for President!"

"Plus, they outnumber humans, like, 2 to 1. That's scary!"

The straw poll, conducted at the annual Conservative Political Action Conference, showed Trump garnering a commanding 60% of the votes cast. This resulted in immediate calls from Democrats to subject straws to even heavier regulation. . . .

And the closer:

At publishing time, AOC had been seen at a local coffee shop gluing herself to a straw in protest.

Source here

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Wednesday, February 8, 2023

Post-SOTU memes

My kind of memes, seen at Bookworm Room (especially fun scrolling through while monitoring DrunkBlogging of the SOTU address):

 
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Sunday, February 5, 2023

Trump's Balloon

Seen on Twitter via NewsAmmo:

And Trump Jr reacts:  "Not gonna lie… this is funny."

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Thursday, October 27, 2022

Kamala's word salads

 Just to lighten things up for a moment (with apologies to Paul Newman) . . .

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Tuesday, August 16, 2022

Friday, July 29, 2022

AF Branco: Biden's Recession

Seen at Townhall here:


AF Branco also publishes his wonderful cartoons at Legal Insurrection.

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Friday, December 31, 2021

New Year's Wishes

The Newspaper of Record, The Babylon Bee has good wishes for us all in 2022:

Poll: 9 Out Of 10 Americans Support
Tossing Dr. Fauci In A Volcano



And Happy New Year to all:

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Saturday, November 6, 2021

Home COVID test

 Seen on social media: 



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Saturday, August 7, 2021

COVID-19 Vaccine Control Group "Membership Card"

 


When they ask to see your Vaccine Passport, show them this card . . .via Citizen Free Press 


[click on image to embiggen or click here]

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Monday, April 12, 2021

Fun with Anthony Fauci

 Is this image photo-shopped?  (Image via Liberty Daily):



And from Babylon Bee:

'It Is Still Not Safe To Go Outside,'
Says Fauci's Head In A Jar In Year 2739

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Saturday, October 24, 2020

Thursday, July 16, 2020

Meet the HodgeTwins


Our household recently discovered the Hodge Twins – two very funny fellows who employ humor to comment on current events.  If you enjoy this short video on the subject of cancel culture and the Washington Redskins (especially in view of the similar brouhaha over the Cleveland Indians), you’ll want to visit other videos that they have posted.  Warning: this video is not for the faint of heart.  Contains, um, bad language.



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Sunday, March 4, 2018

Gridiron Dinner: Trump Meets the Press

image credit: pinterest.com


President Trump spoke at the Gridiron Dinner last night. Not televised. The full transcript of his speech is here. Here’s part of his opening remarks:

It’s been really another calm week at the White House. We finally have it running like a fine-tuned machine. It’s fine-tuned. It’s a beautiful piece of work. … But before I get started, I wanted to apologize for arriving a little bit late. You know, we were late tonight because Jared could not get through security. 
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I know the Gridiron is really an old tradition in Washington, been around a long time, and one that’s important to many of you in the media. So, I was very excited to receive this invitation and come here and ruin your evening in person. 

… My staff was concerned heading into this dinner that I couldn’t do self-deprecating humor. They were worried about it. They said, ‘Can you do this?’ And I told them not to worry. Nobody does self-deprecating humor better than I do. …  In fact, Orrin Hatch, Orrin said that ‘Donald Trump is the best at self-deprecating in the history of America, better than Washington and better than Lincoln.’ … Thank you, Orrin.

More:

. . . Attorney General Sessions is here with us tonight. … I offered him a ride over and he recused himself. … But that’s OK. We also have some of the leading lights of the media here including some folks from the failing New York Times. That sucker is failing! … I know we have our differences, but I also know that you have a very special place … in my heart. … The other day they had five stories on the front page of the New York Times and every one of them was totally different and each one of them was bad.

After all, you the New York Times are an icon. I’m a New York icon, you’re a New York icon, and the only difference is, I still own my buildings.

I especially have a place in my heart for Arthur Sulzberger. … Our stories are almost mirror images. I inherited a million dollars from my father—had a great father—gave me a million dollars and I turned it into billions. True story. Arthur inherited billions of dollars and he turned his into millions. Hello Arthur.

More zingers at the TPM blog transcript here.
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Monday, July 24, 2017

Thursday, July 6, 2017

The CNN Two-Step


Image is from the PJ Media comments section


From "Doin' the CNN Two-Step" by Andrew Klavan at PJ Media: 

“The CNN Two-Step is a simple dance. Step One: Put your foot in your mouth. Step Two: Shoot yourself in the foot.” 
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Monday, June 12, 2017

NBA Finals


If you've been watching the NBA finals, you might find this one of Golden State Warrior Stephen Curry funny....




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