Divorce agreement.

Divorce Agreement..
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> PURPORTED TO BE WRITTEN BY A YOUNG LAW STUDENT.
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> DIVORCE AGREEMENT
> THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE
> IT'S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS
> FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.
> OUTSTANDING.
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> Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives,
> socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:
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> We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the
> whole of this latest election process has made me realize
> that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other
> for many years for the sake of future generations, but
> sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two
> ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever
> agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly
> terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable
> differences and go our own way..
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> Here is a model separation agreement:
> Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by
> landmass each taking a portion. That will be the
> difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a
> friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively
> easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly
> divide other assets since both sides have such distinct
> and disparate tastes.
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> We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.
> You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
> Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the
> cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah,
> Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however,
> responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough
> to move all three of them).
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> We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations,
> pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You
> can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and
> illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms,
> greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and
> give you ABC, CBS, NBC and Hollywood ..
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> You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll
> retain the right to invade and hammer places that
> threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war
> protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under
> assault, we'll help provide them security.
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> We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome
> to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You
> can also have the U.N.. but we will no longer be paying
> the bill.
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> We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury
> cars.. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can
> find.
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> You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any
> practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare
> is a luxury and not a right. We'll keep "The Battle Hymn
> of the Republic" and the "National Anthem". I'm sure
> you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine", "I'd Like to
> Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya" or "We Are the
> World".
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> We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give
> trickle up poverty your best shot. Since it often so
> offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our
> flag.
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> Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to
> other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and
> if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of
> friendly parting, I'll bet you ANWAR which one of us will
> need whose help in 15 years..
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> Sincerely,
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> John J. Wall
> Law Student and an American
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> P.S. Also, please take Barbara Streisand & Jane Fonda
> with you...